I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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