I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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