Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
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he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
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Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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