sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Randomize
