You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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