Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
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THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
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he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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