He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
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I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
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She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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