I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
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i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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