THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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