I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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