she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
40s are totally the cure
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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