I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
