party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
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ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
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These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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