Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
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Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
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Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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