Kiss
Puke
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
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Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
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Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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