I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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