So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
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