Christians are straight up FREAKS
Sry I called you an 8
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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