The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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