Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
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the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
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