how can u be prego again
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
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I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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