butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Dude my mom stole all your condoms
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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