I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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