So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
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Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
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I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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