If i come over, it means nothing
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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