Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
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Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
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We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
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