end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
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ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
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Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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