He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
What happened to fro yo and sex?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
and eventually we just all took our pants off
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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