I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
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