You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
