My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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