You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
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