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• (516): View more from New York

  Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.

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• (650): View more from California

  Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world

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• (631): View more from New York

  Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"

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