Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
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Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Use "feeling words"
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.