everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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