Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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