so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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