Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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