We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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