where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
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I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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