How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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