Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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