i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
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If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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