I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
