escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
We have started to decorate penises.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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