To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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