why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
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some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
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it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
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