so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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