I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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