Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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