How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
