Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
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im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
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Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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