Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
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