so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
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It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
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Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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