She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
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