so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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