Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
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No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
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All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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