remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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