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Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
