I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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